A Brexit Prayer


In the days following the EU referendum I have really struggled to know what to pray. Being on the rota to lead intercessions in church on Sunday forced me to sit down and write what I felt we as a church needed to say to God in response to the result. I’ve reproduced a large part of the prayers here in the hope that they may be of use to anyone else who may be struggling to pray post referendum.  Continue reading




Photo of Bishop Woodford House (where I had my BAP) by Liz Burke http://www.geograph.org.uk/photo/2495079

Today is the anniversary of my journey through the valley of the shadow of death (or Bishops Advisory Panel as the Church of England calls it). For those who are unfamiliar with the ways of the Church of England, the Bishops Advisory Panel (or BAP as it is affectionately known) is the three day interrogation (I mean selection conference) that you are sent on before you can be put forward for training for ordination. Continue reading

Journey in Genealogy


Here’s a terrible confession for someone training to be a vicar, when I read the Bible and I get to a genealogy, I tend to skip it. If I want to read a list of names of people that I don’t recognize I will read the ‘celebrity’ section of the Daily Mail (just for the record: I don’t). The other day, for some reason, I read Jesus’ genealogy in Matthew 1:1-17 and verse 6 hit me between the eyes.

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Picture by Nicholas Noyes

This post is based on a sermon I preached at all Saints Milton on 24/01/2016 if you would rather listen to the sermon (complete with the worlds largest cough right into the microphone) you can here

“The Spirit of the Lord is upon me,

because he has anointed me
to bring good news to the poor.
He has sent me to proclaim release to the captives
and recovery of sight to the blind,
to let the oppressed go free,
to proclaim the year of the Lord’s favour. (Luke 4:18-19)

I wonder what the reaction would be if someone said this is parliament. How would the media react? How would the electorate react? Would they vote for them come election time? Would you vote for them? Continue reading

Is Heaven only for Hippies?

No fear    Picture from www.publicdomainpictures.net

Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth; for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and the sea was no more. And I saw the holy city, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband.  And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying,

“See, the home of God is among mortals.
He will dwell with them;
they will be his peoples,
and God himself will be with them;
he will wipe every tear from their eyes.
Death will be no more;
mourning and crying and pain will be no more,
for the first things have passed away.”

And the one who was seated on the throne said, “See, I am making all things new.” Also he said, “Write this, for these words are trustworthy and true.”  Then he said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. To the thirsty I will give water as a gift from the spring of the water of life.

(Revelation 21:1-6)

This blog post is based on a sermon that i Preached at All Saints Milton on 24/04/2016. If the typos bellow are too much for you, you can listen to a recording here
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Today we’ve been thinking about the sacrifices made by the brave men and women who serve this country in the armed forces. There’s a lot to be thankful to them for, and there is a lot we can learn from them, but the chances are that most of us are unlikely to find ourselves in an armed conflict.

To be honest I suggest to you now that if I am ever responsible for protecting this country from invasion you run as far and as fast as you can because the resistance isn’t going to last very long, at least not unless the enemy has an irrational fear of Doctor Who related trivia.

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A former colleague of mine was telling me about his first job as a marketing manager. He arrived at 9.00 on his first day and was shown to his office. He was just settling in when a man stuck their head round the door.

‘Hi, ’ the man said. ‘Welcome to the organisation, I just wanted to let you know that we’ve run out of loo roll in the men’s toilet.’ About half an hour later another man stuck their head round the door.

‘I hope you’re settling in well,’ he said. ‘I just thought I should warn you that there’s no big roll in the men’s toilet.’ About an hour or so later another man, this time dressed in overalls, sticks his head round the door.

‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Just wanted to let you know that there is now toilet paper in the men’s loos’.

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